Rachbottomoff Lyrics
He´s a virgin from behind
He´s not as curious as me
He never even stuck a finger up his butt
Just to see how it would feel
But now he´s trying
To broaden his horizons
Once you get to know the feeling
You get so hot you could spray the ceiling
He´s into classical music and classical tastes
He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist
If ancient composers get him off
Then just call me rachbottomoff
Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff
I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
Rachbottomoff
He was having second thoughts
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He was scared that it would hurt
So he practiced with a dildo
To see how that would work
At first he was unsure
And then the breakthrough occurred
He felt freed and empowered
Now he´s ready to be deflowered
