Alcoholic Maths Lyrics
It was hard
Giving up drinking
Five bottles of beer
Every night.
So instead,
I drank
Four.
If you had
Three empty beers
In one hand
And
Two in the other,
You have
A drinking problem.
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I like pie.
But there is
Something odd about why,
When I look at it,
It never seems to end.
I need a drink.