Bag of Chips Lyrics
LEGEND
B - Baku
L - Caller
B: Bruh, on the real, I'm (t/d)ummy hungry.
*Baku proceeds to take his phone out, calls food service*
L: Hi, what can I get for you?
B: Yo, Jimmy John's?
L: No.
B: A'ight, UNDERSTANDABLE. Lemme get, uhh... Italian sub with no meat, no cheese, no VEGETABLES.
L: Ok, will that be all?
B: Yeah, that's all. Thank you Ma'am.
L: Excuse me? Did you just assume my GENDER?
B: Assume what?
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L: You called me "Ma'am". Assuming that I conform to your standard binary gender SYSTEM.
B: I don't know, what the fuck, all that is. Just lemme get that sub.
L: I identify as Genderflux. Please use the pronoun, "Ze".
B: BITCH. What is a Genderfuck? I didn't ask about all that.
L: And I'm, TRIGGERED.
B: Look, can I get a bag of CHIPS WITH THAT?
L: I'm calling the police. Hello 911.
