Boneless Pizza (SCRIPT) Lyrics
LEGEND:
B - Baku
S - Person who takes the call
B: Bruh, I'm 'deadass' hungry right now.
*Baku takes his phone out, proceeds to call a pizza place*
S: Ya pizza, whatchu' want?
B: Lemme get uhh... BONELESS PIZZA, with a 2 liter of Coke.
S: Fuck kinda pizza? And, 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE. We got 1 liter tho.
B: Fuck you mean' B? Aight' look, lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
S: Uh? Pizza don't got bone on it.
B: The fuck did I just say then?
S: You said, "Lemme get it BONELESS". Like pizza got a damn bone in it.
B: Y'all got bones on your shit then.
S: Nah.
B: So what's the problem?
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S: D I C K HEAD. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
B: Just don't put them shits in my pizza, bruh. How many times I gotta say it?
S: Bruh, just explain to me, how the fuck can pizza be boneless?
B: If it don't got bone in it, is BONELESS.
S: Son, what school you go to?
B: Dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, BONELESS. DEADASS.
S: I'm deadass, not making this pizza.