Come Back, Barack Lyrics
(Oooh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah)
This time of year I get thankful baby
Thankful for you
But now you’re gone
And I don’t know what to do
You were so intelligent
You were so strong
Waited my whole life for you
So damn long
And now I see you moving on
And I beg you to come back home
Every night I turn the TV on and cry
(I cry, yeah i cry)
I say why I feel like we’re all going to die
(no no no no)
So come back, Barack
Even though it’s not allowed
We want you back somehow
I need you in my life
So come back, Barack
(Look at us man)
We didn’t know just what we had
(We lit 200 candles for you)
Now things are looking bad
Like really bad
Like world war bad
Like nuclear war bad
(I’m sweating through my damn scarf)
So come back, Barack
I see your hang gliding
Living your life
Dropping your daughter off
At college with your wife
And ya’ll look so damn happy
And you deserve it yeah
But I’m a selfish man
And I know there’s other democrats
More than just a few
But when I think of change
All the change I want is you
I’m in hell
Dreaming about you and michelle
(I’m dreamin baby, oh yeah)
So come back, Barack
(Come on man, we out in the rain)
Don’t leave us here alone
(It’s definitely too cold to be in the rain though)
At least pick up the phone
(I mean I know you busy with that library and everything)
The white house ain;t a home
(trump ain’t even got a dog man)
Just come back, Barack
[spoken]
You know it's been a long time, Barack
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Almost as long as since a guy talked over a record like this
But for real. Why would you leave us?
Oh, 'cause you had to? Because of the constitution?
But you can come back right? Oh, you can't?
'Cause that would undermine the very institutions
That we're barely holding on to as it is?
I see. I guess we stuck with this dude for a while then
Maybe you can come back and make a speech
How much would that cost? For real?
Oh no we definitely can't afford that
So I'm just getting rained on for nothing. That's interesting
Well you enjoy your retirement, homie
Come back, Barack
We need you oh so bad (super sad)
2020s lookin’ sad
(Maybe Michelle could run)
Like really sad
Like super sad
What the hell we gonna do sad
(No let’s not put Michelle through that)
Come back, Barack
(But if she wanted to)
I’d vote for Joe Biden
What about George Clooney
I mean that dude was batman
That’d be cool
You know what
I don’t think the 3 of us have the firmest grasp on government
But hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody
Come back, Barack
