Crimes and Misdemeanours Lyrics
[Rappers Muneshine & Ghettosocks]
[Herbaliser Scratching:]
*I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!*
[Muneshine:] Know what I'm saying?
[Rappers Muneshine & Ghettosocks]
*I don't break-in doors, but I- but I- but-but I break all laws* [Muneshine:] Know what I'm saying?
[Muneshine:] Yo
Hoodies up kids [Gs:Yup], let's get treats [Gs:Uh]
When I drop "not" on some goodie-gum shit [Gs:Nope]
Y'all pushin' six, I'mma footing some kicks
Creepin' up on your Yorkshire pudding, young miss
[Ghettosocks:] Find me sampling from bulk bins, reach in and take three
Return DVDs late and argue over late fees
[Gs. Blah Blah] Spewing out stories uncalled for
Went from dumb-sober the drunk to hungover [Muneshine: Yah]
[Muneshine:] Who's loitering here? [Gs:Us!]
Me and my squad don't care, still petting those seeing eye dogs
At the grocery store the floorwalker's stressed out
Over ten items in the ten item checkout *Oi!*
[Ghettosocks:] Eyes front, looking down, tough guy when you pass
When I close the door (I'm the man), Teddy Pendergrass
Get the gas grill if you doubt it (Uh)
Middle finger's up, you've been crossed and I'm out, kid!
[Hook]
[Ghettosocks:] We're some bad dudes
[Muneshine:]Who's that?
[Ghettosocks:] Not funny
We're taking your lunch money
([Muneshine:] Who's doing that?)
[Herbaliser Scratching]
*I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!*
Ghettosocks:] A real G grabs two Granola bars when he's packing his lunch with no fare
I'm sneaking on the back of the bus, it's no fair
See this show, treats smuggled in the theatre
Hide up for the second flick, yo that's a double feature
[Muneshine:] Jaywalking and stuff, you know, breaking the law
And make money on vacation while you're hating your job
I've been known to get the bacon involved when making sandwiches
I'm ravenous and handle this like Jake and retalk
[Ghettosocks:] C'mon, helmets are for wimps man
Double goes for kneepads
I don't need a fix-gear
I don't need the lip dear
BMX whipping in pedestrian lanes
It's Goodfella entertains
Joe Peshi insane!
[Muneshine:] In an unzipped jacket and an untucked shirt (doing work)
Say nothing when your feelings get hurt
Funy green hour (shiz), the keens get merked
Mouthing, off to the Starbucks chick, what a jerk
[Hook]
[Ghettosocks:] Certified tough
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[Muneshine:] Who's that?
[Ghettosocks:] Not funny
We, taking your lunchmoney
[Muneshine:]We're taking your treats
[Herbaliser Scratching:]
*I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!*
[Muneshine:] Yo, We rock so sophisticated
[Ghettosocks:] Not as anticipated
[Muneshine:] Crept around the block
[Ghettosocks:] While they flop
[Muneshine:] We commiserated
[Ghettosocks:] Using big words
[Muneshine:] Sureshot
[Ghettosocks:]She capitulated
[Muneshine:]Snacks
[Ghettosocks:] Fat bags
[Muneshine:] Plus tracks, all obliterated
[Muneshine:] We rock so sophisticated
[Ghettosocks:] Not as anticipated
[Muneshine:] Crept around the block
[Ghettosocks:] While they flopped
[Muneshine:] We commiserated
[Ghettosocks:] Using big words
[Muneshine:] Sureshot
[Ghettosocks:]She capitulated
[Muneshine:]Snacks
[Ghettosocks:] Fat bags
[Muneshine:] Fresh tracks, all obliterated
[Herbaliser Scratching:]
*I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!*
