Glass of Water Lyrics
A little glass of water please
A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the beesWhenever you can brew it
Princess Cadance: I`ll get your tea.
And while I get a little rest
A teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal cruet
Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
My goodness, I`m a nincompoop
Because I fear I`ve got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias
Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I`ll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia
And since my stomach`s feeling crummy
Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?
Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!
Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
I`ll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I`ve heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
Tenderness, isn`t that right, friend?
Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
Discord: So, who`s ready for my big reprise?
I`d like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es
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Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
A cuddle with a Pekingese
A singing harp who`s named Louise
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these
And just because I oughta...
Make sure I`m drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!
