Kindergarten: The Musical Lyrics
(Ms. Applegate)
Let's all get ready for show and tell!
Lets start with... you! What did you bring?
(protagonist)
Check out my new yo-yo
I think it's pretty sweet
(Monty)
It only cost a dollar
My prices can't be beat!
(Jerome)
I'll trade you for a hall pass
(Cindy)
I'll be your gorgeous wife
(Buggs)
I'll help you kill our teacher
With this giant scary knife!
(children)
See the blood
On the cart
It's from us
We're in juvenile jeopardy
We're small
But we're smart!
Let's unite
And we'll start a little Kindergarten coup!
(protagonist)
Aren't you all being a little... dramatic?
(Cindy)
Uh, no!
(Buggs)
We don't even know what that means.
(Ms. Applegate)
Children, we have to continue show and tell now!
Cindy, have you brought anything interesting to share?
(Cindy)
Here's a vegan biscuit
Cause I don't deal with meat
I got it from my boyfriend
Cause he is oh-so-sweet!
(Jerome)
Peep this laser pointer
I know, it's pretty sick
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(Janitor)
Hey! Give me that, you tinker
Or I'll kill you with this stick!
(children)
We're too young
And too spry
To be killed
We're a teeny-bop battalion
We know we may die
But we still
Gotta try a little Kindergarten coup
(Ms. Applegate)
Oh, Mr. Janitor, why don't YOU share something interesting with the class!
(Janitor)
Once a young student was not very prudent
With where he dropped his slop
So I went and grabbed him
And brutally stabbed him!
With this here very mop.
(Ms. Applegate)
Well, I give gold stars to kids who are
my special little rats!
Although if you make me miss my break I'll poison all you brats
Who's next?
(Nugget)
This is Nugget's nugget
Possessed by Nugget's friends
It signifies our friendship
And causes lives to end
(Lily)
I got this creepy paper
Which I think might be a note
(Ms. Applegate)
Oh, I love a good love letter!
Shall we read what Nugget wrote?
(Nugget)
Nugget says no!
(children)
We're all brats
In a bind
Cause our school
Wants us for experiments
We know what we'll find
But we won't
Be resigned to being Kindergarten tests
To exploit
Now's our time
We're an infantile infantry
We're here to destroy this whole school
So enjoy our little Kindergarten coup!
(Ms. Applegate)
Who wants Monstermon cards?
