Shadow Arcade Lyrics
[Verse 1: Miss Fortune]
(I always shoot first)
Just take a seat, hun
I'm popping off like a light gun
Miss Fortune's here to have some fun
Engaging in this duck hunt
I tear up all your pixels
With these super powered pistols
You're scared of me like Fiddle
Struttin' 'round my lane a little
You'll hear a Pop! Pop!
And drop goes your mop top
I short hop you swamp crocs
And pitfall you dumb jocks
You throw a tantrum or a barrel
Then you know the rules:
This lady's on your track
And Fortune doesn't favor fools!
[Verse 2: Hecarim]
Hear my hooves, be despaired and amazed
Might of the Shadow Isles? More like Shadow Arcade
I'm ahead of my peers; I obliterate the track
You see my horsemen of fear, this robot unicorn attacks!
I'm the slicer and dicer, my scythe the divider
Weak rats in the pack are controlled by this piper
And though this fantasy's your final, you can't see past the salt
If you're quivering in fear or you're just bravely default
You see, I'm vicious like Warwick and slightly less feral
Don't need a Kong or Ateliers, with Gragas I barrel
Once I've carved you to cutlets, pray your suffering ends there
You're getting trampled by the stallion, and you're just a Flanders mare
[Verse 3: Sona]
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Shut up, already! I'm just setting up my macros
This keyboard warrior, she lives just to get your aggro
I show up in the lane, it's time to base and get your stitches
I support every day, and yet I carry all you bitches!
What's that little glow? It's Sona, yo
Killer OTGs, hella air game bro
In the lane I rule, man you already know
That there ain't no way you gonna see EVO
You're getting #REKT by Ralph, man
Best believe you're losing mad quick
And though I'm not Poison
All you baddies can suck my joystick
[Verse 4: Veigar]
(You are NOT PREPARED!)
(*cackling*)
Behold this wave of destruction upon the land
Valoran understands the might of this master hand
Engaging in battle, these heroes are such a bore
I delight in making them little marks on the floor!
Think me small, think my ambitions meager?
Think thee my equal? NONE RIVAL VEIGAR!
My decree from the stars, my will be done!
Is anyone worthy? I say not even one!
Be you born of dragons, or a warrior of light?
All will bow before this emperor's might!
You've come all this way - oh, what a hassle
Seeking your damsel? She's in another castle!
Believe me to be crazy, psycho crushing like Bison
There is no escape; I'm the event horizon!
