Six Foot Teddy Bear Lyrics
When I walk into work, I'm leading with my chest
Skull and bones tattoo and a Harley vest
Right as I clock in I'm known as Mr. Tough
But when I pull in that drive I see pig tails and them puppy dog eyes
I metamorphasize
Into a six foot teddy bear, youngins runnin' everywhere
Honey do, daddy, please, huggin' and kissin' me
More than enough to make any grown man melt
Barbie doll, bubble bath wearing Mickey Mouse's hat
Saying prayers, singing songs
SpongeBob marathon and on and on
And when they get done with me
Oh, anyone could see
Standin' there is a six foot teddy bear
I won that blue ribbon on a double-dog-dare
Ain't much competition down at the county fair
Instant home town hero but they don't know
All it ever takes to put me right back in my place is a little smiley face
And I'm a six foot teddy bear, youngins runnin' everywhere
Honey do, daddy, please, huggin' and kissin' me
More than enough to make any grown man melt
Barbie doll, bubble bath, wearing Mickey Mouse's hat
Saying prayers, singing songs
SpongeBob marathon and on and on
And when they get done with me
Oh, anyone could see
Standin' there is a six foot teddy bear
Oh, another tea party, read Dr. Seuss
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Yeah, tuck 'em into bed
If the guys down at work only knew
Last night they painted my toe nails red
And I'm a six foot teddy bear, youngins runnin' everywhere
Huggin' and kissin' me, honey do, daddy, please
More than enough to make any grown man melt
Barbie doll, bubble bath, wearing Mickey Mouse's hat
Saying prayers, singing songs
SpongeBob marathon and on and on
And when they get done with me
Oh, anyone could see
Standin' there is a six foot teddy bear
