United Steaks (amerikansk version) Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I've been to China, sat in Mao's chair, man
Crossed the bay [?] wind force 10
Fidel Castro said, "Why don't you come and [?] on my hair, man"
And the zar of Russia wants to [?] again
[Chorus 1]
But Saturday night in Istanbul in a box of Turkish [?]
My [?] said
"Do you know where you should be tonight?"
United Steaks
[Verse 2]
I jumped right up from the chocolate seat that I sat in
Called a taxa and started facing the facts
I jumped a jumbo and landed right in Manhattan
I hate to pay that [?] airport tax, wah-ooh, ooh
[Chorus 2]
Look at the buildings they got over here
They'll leave you high and dry
8,000 steps if you wanna go up
And on the [?] you can see the sky
In United Steaks
[Bridge]
[?] cake, Coca-Cola
King size menu [?]
If you are [?] use pistola
They make the prettiest scars
[Interlude]
[Verse 3]
Wandering around in the United Steaks for an hour
The dollars are rolling in and your mind's rolling out
If you're staying in line, yeah, you could buy the tower of power
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And if you stay here forever you will end up eating sauerkraut
[Chorus 3]
Wait 'til [?] man
Where the T-bones [?] are like
And 30 channels on the color TV
I'll tell you, man, it's out of sight
In United Steaks
[Outro]
Sennep, sennep
Ketchup, ketchup
Peanut, peanut
Donut, donut
Shu-bi-dua
