Music Song Lyrics

Cock Mobster Lyrics

[Verse 1]<br />
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Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?<br />
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I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame<br />
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Rappaz R. N. Dainja<br />
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&quot;Depression is closely followed<br />
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By delusions of grandeur.&quot; (--Karen Horney)<br />
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I think about all the pube I got<br />
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While reading the Rubaiyat<br />
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And make babies in bunny slippers<br />
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With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
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[Sample]<br />
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&quot;Hey baby, do you know who I am?&quot;<br />
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[Paul]<br />
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Cock Mobster<br />
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It's a porn utopia<br />
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A cornucopia of warm fallopia<br />
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Cock Mobster<br />
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My dandy voice makes the most<br />
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Anti-choice granny's panties moist<br />
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[Verse 2]<br />
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I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie<br />
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I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks<br />
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I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses<br />
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but Cindy Crawford ...offered<br />
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I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum<br />
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I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley<br />
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I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.<br />
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Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)<br />
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I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis<br />
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I've seen the trim of Tina M.<br />
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I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton<br />
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And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb<br />
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I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price<br />
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Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr<br />
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Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day<br />
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I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley<br />
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[Chorus]<br />
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[Verse 3]<br />
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I'm a braniac with a veiny sack<br />
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resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)<br />
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She almost shrank off when I said, &quot;Take your top tank off.&quot;<br />
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I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff<br />
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I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey<br />
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But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's butt up<br />
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I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella<br />
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I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro<br />
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But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman<br />
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I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston<br />
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which brings in Amy Tan<br />
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She said, &quot;Lay me, mon.&quot;<br />
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Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick<br />
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I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon<br />
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Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya<br />
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Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver<br />
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I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars<br />
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Winona Ryder? Going inside her!<br />
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I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith<br />
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I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum<br />
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I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched