Frodo Lyrics
Jemaine and Bret:
Frodo, don't wear the ring
I know it's very tempting
Yes, you will appear to disappear
But the dark riders they'll know you're there
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies…
Eugene:
Many spies, have many eyes…
Jemaine and Bret:
One ring to bind them, to find them
One ring to rule them all
One ring to bind them, one to find them
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
With your ring!
Eugene:
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds
Mel:
If you want him, come and claim him!
Bret:
Do they, Gandalf?
Murray:
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
Jemaine:
I can't carry the ring
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo
Dave:
You have my sword
Bret:
And my bow
Dave:
And my axe!
Mel:
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!
Jermaine:
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Mordor…
Dave:
We'll never make it
There's thousands of them and only nine of us...
Bret:
Ohhhh…
Dave:
We made it…
Bret:
Hurray, we made it
Jemaine and Bret:
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hoes
I rap about witches and trolls
Just passing on the words of the Elven king
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring!
Jemaine and Bret:
Frodo don't wear the ring
The magical bling bling
You'll never be the Lord of the Rings…
