Hurt Feelings Lyrics
[Bret]
Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings (we have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers
(We're rappers)
That hurts our feelings
(Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
(We're vincible) we're vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences) autobiographical raps
(Things that happened to us) all true
Bring the rhyme
[Jemaine]
I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
[Hook 1]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole)
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(You could've said something nice about my profiteroles)
[Bret]
Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
[Hook 2]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man!)
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(Get me a small man's wetsuit please)
[Jemaine]
It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family
They forgot about me
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[Hook 3]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum)
[Bret]
I call my friends and say let's go into town
But they're all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends they're all in town
[Hook 4]
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
(They're all lined up to watch that movie, Maid in Manhattan)
[Bret and (Jemaine)]
Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
(Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?)
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
(Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?)
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
(Once again, they forgot about J)
Were you ever called homo cause at school you took drama?
(Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?)
[Bridge]
Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
[Murray]
Yes, well all good examples
