Miss United States (berman Brother Mix) Lyrics

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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki 

She was, like, all "ehhhh" 

And I was, like, "whatever!" 



Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, 

"Hey, aren't you that dude?" 

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 



So later I'm at the pool hall 

And this girl comes up 

And she's, like, "awww" 

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 



Cuz this is my 

United States of Whatever! 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever! 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever! 



And then it's three A.M. 

And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather 

This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" 

I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 



Then I'm throwing dice in the alley 

Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, 

"Hey, I thought I told you..." 

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 



And then up comes Zafo 

I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" 

He's, like, "nothin'" 

And I'm, like, "that's cool." 



Cuz this is my 

United States of Whatever! 

And this is my 

United States of Whatever!