Taking My Ball Lyrics
[Eminem]
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
i’ll do my steps all by myself,
I don’t need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but don’t nobody wanna play with me so I’m
taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man,
shove a diamond up my hind end,
and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
slut … in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
now lets cuddle,
blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
what I do for my next trick,
Im feeling won-derful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
shove a f-cking Tonka truck up a kids butthole,
feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin
i slash her in the ass with a icicle
and leave her laying a blood bath
while I put a catheter in
and jump in the bath with her,
in my spiderman mask man
just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon, are those pistachio’s damn, I’d like to have some,
laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshole,
[Chorus]
I’m like houdini,
tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
make that shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
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you don’t know the meaning of a meanie,
they call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
totally dubious sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
now who do ya think is more fruitier,
weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
you should have seen it mother,
i think i’ll put a piece of art on my visa card,
then I’ll go meet mischa barton with a …
then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell’s
with a McDonalds jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
[Chorus]
