On A Boat Lyrics
[Introduction]
Aw, shit, get your towels ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place, hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes, we're running this, let's go
[Hook]
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me
Cause I'm sailing on a boat, I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat
[Bridge]
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat
[Verse One]
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp
I've got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and it's going fast
And, I've got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real
[Verse Two]
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker, fuck trees
I climb buoys, motherfucker, I'm on the deck with my boys
Motherfucker, this boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now
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Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, 'Anything is possible'
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road, Poseidon
Look at me, oh, never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way, believe me when I say
'I fucked a mermaid'
[Bridge]
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat
